Sunday, December 18, 2005

a profile: my blog advertisers.

people who advertise on my blog (comments section) are ALL kiddie porn freaks. and i mean FREAKS. they're all REAAAALLLY into it. usually same sex, but not always.

also, they're really into European dance music. German, maybe.

when they go to the gym, they were a mouthguard, kneepads, and protective goggles, no matter what the exercise.

they just want to be loved by someone, but they probably never will be, on account of the horrible STD's they've contracted from the 13 year old asian male prostitutes they've been banging.

they think that Hootie was terribly misunderstood. They also tried to be a roadie for said band, but were turned down on account of the STD thing.

in summary, these people are between psychopaths and the extraordinarily retarded on the social food chain. try to avoid eye contact at all costs. it'll just be weird.

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