am i spelling "faux" right? probably.
who on earth decided it was a good idea to completely HOODWINK the american public into believing that what LOOKS like a mint, is WRAPPED the same way a mint would be wrapped, and is even PLACED right by the cash register just like a mint, would actually be CINNAMON? what? i mean, seriously. next you're going to tell me the chicken i just ate was actually GOOD for me. look, i like my mints minty, my chicken artery-cloggish, and my whores disease-free. i realize i didn't have to throw that last part in, but once again, it's my blog and i'll write what i want to, write what i want to, write what i want to.
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The cinnamon-not-mint hoax is one of the biggest scams of all time... second only to the Christ-didn't-actually-walk-on-water hoax the church is propegating (I just saw The DaVinci Code, sorry). It's no fun, though... I enjoy my mints minty too. I also enjoy my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAAAMING!
you know that simpsons references are always welcome here. thank you, come again!
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