I'm about to start what will become the most important feat in human history. I'm going to write at least THREE (3) posts in the next three nights. Many will doubt me. Many will mock me. Many will question me. I may even question myself. But damn it, I'm going to give it a shot, sort of.
So HOORAY i found my ipod-type device AND my digital recorder!!! they were lost in the fabric on the bottom of my couch, that has luckily ripped, flushing out the bowels of said couch like a meatball to a trucker. i know that makes no sense, and i should erase that, but i just don't feel like it. i'm really tired. anyway, the point of the story was that i now have all those little gems on my recorder, so hopefully i can entertain you.
ALSO, i will transcribe these and stay as true to the original as i can. however, i will delete many of the "like"'s, because i say that a lot. not all of them though. just whenever i feel like it.
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zerosmoke.org
i just heard an ad on the radio for zerosmoke.org, i guess it is?... they were explaining how it works, and they go, "you take these two little magnets, put them behind your ears [mezzo forte burp, not too "wet"] - hm, that was attractive. so you put the two magnets behind your ears and "SCIENCE TAKES OVER!" then they go, "it's just like accupressure, your urge to smoke will vanish!" Science takes over? That's it? Well... I'm happily placated by that explanation, thank you.
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